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MAY 2026 SONGS OF THE MONTH

LEON THOMAS - MUTT

oh i was So into this song last year and it's coming back now. i have a necklace i made based on this song!

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but i'll let my guard down for you, said i'll put my guard down for you // said I'll be vulnerable, so you can break my heart if you want to

KESHA - YOUR LOVE IS MY DRUG

girl i'm feeling like a faggottttttttt

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hey, so i got a question, do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement? // do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum? is my love your drug?

PINKPANTHERESS - GIRL LIKE ME

godddd she's such a queen love her. she's doing a world tour in the united slays of cuntmerica

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let it all go! let it all go!

LADY GAGA - MONSTER

tbe soul of matthew patel has taken me over and now all i can listen to is 2000s divalicious hits

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he ate my heart (i love that girl) // he ate my heart (wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell!)

he tore my clothes right off // he ate my heart and then he ate my brain

APR 2026 SONGS OF THE MONTH

N.E.R.D - BRAIN

did you know i love pharrell (said while gripping your shoulders). also this song makes me think of em sorry for being cringe

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do your really even love me? // if you do there is no pain // do i really even love you or do i really love your brain?

N.E.R.D. - RUN TO THE SUN

read above. u understand. if u heard those guitar chords u would understand me. it's hypnotizing

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i mean. read above again. that guitar mmmmwA! chefs kiss

3OHI3 - RICHMAN

yeah liking this song is kind of like being held captive but it's cool #whatever. those animation memers really got it right with this one

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la la la - naughty boy, sam smith

god this song is so good. i was obsessed with it when i was a kid and like fuckkkk he was right. this is awesome

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LUVCAT - HE'S MY MAN

fuckkk this song is so gorgeous. i was already obsessed with it and then i saw the craziest royalteeth edit to it and it Did Not Help

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i stay home and make his dinner / even though somehow he keeps getting thinner / i wait, watching the washing machine spin round and round again

he's my man and i love him like nobody else can / he's my man, he's gone quite mad, nobody has to understand me and my man

AIN'T NO FUN - SNOOP DOG

putting this right after he's my man is crazy but idc. it's been stuck in my head

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LOVE ON THE CATWALK - HER WORDS KILL

i've been really into hwk after i heard sir, this is a cutthroat fashion. they're honestly really underrated and they have a similar sound to deftones' diamond eyes + a little dance gavin dance. also unrelated i just found out the singer isn't a beautiful woman. sorry luke pickett

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CHASE ICON - MISSED CONNECTIONS

cunt

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once upon a time, i met this country guy // pulled up in his truck and he got me all heart shape-eyed // talked real smooth and he asked if he could slide // but when he hopped out, wasn't tall enough to ride

IMAGINARY AMBITION - MABEL

i saw the video of him making this on my homepage and its. ughhh its so good. really underrated so go check it out

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maybe she's just a little lonely, we all want to be pet // we all want to be chosen, like the way when we first met

maybe it's that time of the season, the month or given day // the weather or a reason, to leave her or to stay

MAR 2026 SONGS OF THE MONTH

ALEX G - HARVEY

everything can be about kevin spencer if i believe

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success for my buddies, success for my friends // success is the only thing i understand

run my hands through his short black hair // i love you, harvey, i don't care

P!ANIC AT THE DISCO - NEW PERSPECTIVE

see above. bradley depalma when i get you

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can we fast forward to go down on me?

MATT CHAMPION - FANGS

it came on autoplay and i lost my mind bc i hadn't heard it in ages. suchhhh a good song oh my goddddd

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BLOOD ORANGE - CHAMPAGNE COAST

so dreamy... i love blood orange. charcoal baby changed me

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SIR MIX-A-LOT - NASTY DOG

i'm been sir mixing on my lot so much lately. i have had this song on loooppppp

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ODETARI - DESIRE

coming out as an odetari fan sighhh. there was this really good prism and flambae edit to this song and i've been really into it

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MALCOLM TODD - SWEET BOY

i Love malcom todd oughhhhhhhhh

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JAN/FEB 2026 SONGS OF THE MONTH

DEION GILL - SWEAT!

very underrated song!

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hair all in your face, you like it messy anyway / you tell me grab you by the waist and watch you taketaketaketaketake it, yeah

KARRI - SWV

suchhhh a good song. karri's vocals are so smooth and buttery

HIM - JOIN ME IN DEATH

chorus is so so good

THE MAGNETIC FIELDS - ANDREW IN DRAG

i like imagining this for boris and vic

YUELE - ANTHEMS FOR A SEVENTEEN-YEAR OLD GIRL

makes me feel alive. i saw the tv glow wrecked me in unexplainable ways

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used to be one of the rotten ones, and i liked you for that

ADRIANNE LENKER - FORWARDS BECKON REBOUND

such an emotional song. it feels like crying into a hug

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villian and violent, infant and innocent / baby, both arms cradle you now, both arms cradle you now

THE BEATLES - HARD DAY'S NIGHT

i've been getting really into the beatles lately and this is one of the songs that drew me in

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it's been a hard day's night, and i've been working like a dog! / it's been a hard day's night, i should be sleeping like a log!

LEMURIA - PLEASER

I AM A HARDDDD HINTER! I AM HINTING HARD...

N.E.R.D. - BOBBY JAMES

i've had this one on loop omw to/at work. i find it relatable somehow. the desperation

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hey there, could you help me please? / could you spare some change for the world, for the world, to see?